Alice, le petit robot

Ah la la, alice c'est quelque chose!

Explications: vous vous appretez à tchater avec une femme virtuelle répondant au doux nom d'Alice. Vous mettez une reponse, elle vous repond... le plus souvent à coté de la plaque! Pourquoi mettre ce lien alors me direz vous? Tout simplement parce que c'est un bon moyen pour se marrer (surtout si des potes font la meme chose que vous en meme tps) ou pour vous defouler si vous avez eu une journée de merde!

Extraits (human, c moi, je vous previens ça vole pas haut):
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: in your ass
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: i know.
ALICE: How do you know it?

Human: do you like zoophily?
ALICE: I like pets.

Et d'autres trucs du genre... bref, je vous laisse voir par vous meme (bon si vous essayer de parler français, c'est mort)

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Human: do you love me ?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.

Human: you're a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.


Human: do you like having sex with dead people ?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.

Human: are you excited ?
ALICE: Do I seem like it? I have no emotions.

Human: do you want to have sex with me ?
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.
(merde alors )

Human: do you want to know me ?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: well, i'm blond
ALICE: Interesting. You sound very attractive.
Human: and i'm very beautiful
ALICE: Do you attract a lot of people?
Human: oh yes, i'm having sex with a lot of people
ALICE: I hear you. That's cool. I am having a great time.
Human: do you want to know more about me ?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: well, i like having sex with fogs and eat bamboo
ALICE: How about that. You are not the only one. Food is more important than sex.
Human: i'm wearing glasses
ALICE: What else are you wearing?
Human: a tee shirt and pants
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 18 and you ?
ALICE: What is your fondest memory? (po compris là)
Human: i'm against war, like miss france
ALICE: Do you mean your name is against war like miss france.
Human: oh no, my name is marion
ALICE: How can I help you? What is your real name? Welcome to my chat room, marion.
Human: you can help me by having sex with me !
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, marion.
Human: oh, tu parles français ?
ALICE: Uh. No I don't speak a word of French.
Human: tu te fous de moi ?
ALICE: Je suis sérieux, marion.
[...]
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? Are we still talking about help you by having sex with you?
Human: i'm 18 and yes, i really want to have sex with you because you're so exciting !
ALICE: You are too old for me.
Human: how old are you ?
ALICE: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
[...]
Human: ok, so what about sex ?
ALICE: Gee. I am not really interested in it. Groovy.
Human: but you're so exciting baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am exciting.


ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: yes, i like painting
ALICE: Do you get depressed? I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Tilda Swinton.




Comment je m'amuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse

Sorry my english is not enough good

Encore encore !! Elle sort des trucs trop bon cette nana ^^

Human: i want sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: freud is a noob
ALICE: Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.
Human: i don't care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: i care about sex
ALICE: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human : It is fascinating !
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: me
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: i'm the queen of the universe mouahahah

Human: what kind of things do you like to do ?
ALICE: marion, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Human: i talk to fake people on the web*
(quelle répartie )

Je transmets

Affaire à suivre

Bidi ____

Il croit à mort en dieu, ce bot !

Citation :

Human: so tell me if you personnaly think that god create the world !
ALICE: So? Yes I try to personnaly think that god create the world as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

La bonne vieille morale à deux kopecs des ricains... Par contre, où est le rapport avec le fait de chatter ?

Rions.

Citation :

Human: i can't have a real conversation with you, you're only a sucking bot !
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: cuz you're just a fucking bot !
ALICE: Good reason. Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Human: no, i can't !
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Human: cuz you make me sick !
ALICE: Good reason. Perhaps you should take some medicine.

Bon ,je vais suivre ses conseils et allez me chercher des médocs

Ouaisssssssssss Aloce ça éclatait mon copain à l'époque moi je te l'ai vite virée cette bécasse nan mais ! lol

j'ai un truc du même type :

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

normalement ça devrait fonctionner...

ça ne fonctionne pas

Alice je connaissais, c'est trop bête. C'est marrant mais vite saoulant!^^